Christmas Carols (Revised Editions)

As we enter this Christmas season and I begin to decorate my house, I can't help but to hum my favorite Christmas tunes softly to myself. As things have changed so much in our family in these last few months, it seems appropriate to also change the lyrics to these Christmas carols to fit our new lifestyle. Of course, I have to share.




Oh, Christmas Tree
Oh, Christmas Tree,
Oh, Christmas Tree,
You're smaller than you used to be.

Oh, Christmas Tree,
Oh, Christmas Tree,
Because our nine-month-old baby . . .


Would pull your branches to the floor
And eat your ornament decor

Oh, Christmas Tree,
Oh, Christmas Tree,
We'll see you next year . . . maybe?

What Child is This?
What child is this,
Who will not rest?
It's late into the evening.

You're belly's filled.
But you won't be still.
You've shown no signs of sleeping.



This, this is Canon Moss,
At nine months old, he is the boss.
Haste! Haste! He's out the door . . .
I give up! Your dad can take care of it. . .


All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth,
Yes, my two front teeth.


Gee if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could eat more than mushed up carrots.